Que Passa!!!!

Spaz saves the world, all by himself, with nothing but speed, wits and a large slice of cheesecake part 2:
The Bunny has landed.

Dateline: 3:00 p.m.
Location: Somewhere out in that big black empty area- you know... With the stars... And the planets...

Spaz was cruising along as fast as he could, using the reception of the wire as a guide to his mysterious destination. One time he got lost and heard nothing but a four hour marathon of 'The Archies', and a voice with a Texas accent trying to reach some guy named 'Su-dam' (Or something like that.), but he soon got back on track. He was getting close, judging by the fact that he was getting less and less static. Suddenly, he saw it: The transmission was coming from a HUGE battle cruiser. Spaz gulped audibly: Whoever had a spaceship of THIS size would most likely arm it with enough high tech weaponry to turn the pentagon into a large puddle of goo. No telling how well it was in the radar detection category...
Little did Spaz know that right then his presence was well aware of:
"The radar camera is picking up a small blip, captain..."
"Aw, man- don't tell me it's another self-proclaimed 'Super hero' come to stop us from annihilating the Bozonians. We just finished getting rid of that guy with the S on his chest. Doesn't Bozok know they can't stop us, no matter HOW many one-man armies they send against us?"
"Actually, this one is... well... DIFFERENT, sir..."
"Different? How so?"
"Well... Your probably gonna laugh at me... But it looks like a large, skinny, shaggy-looking red rabbit on a primitive aerobatic transportation device with a piece of wire wrapped around his ears... And he looks like he has his tongue hanging halfway out of his mouth, sir."
"GEEZE! What have those idiots dug up this time???"
"Shall I turn the lasers on him?"
"Naw, lets have some fun with THIS one- PREPARE THE TACHYONIC LIQUIDIFIER BEAM!"
Spaz was still trying to figure out a way to get closer to the ship without being detected. Suddenly a hatch opened up on the side of the ship and a red beam shot out straight for him. Spaz dove out of the way, just barely missing getting hit. The beam shot past him, hitting a small chunk of meteorite. Instantly, the space rock turned into a thick liquid. Spaz let out a high-pitched yelp "Uh, oh. They're onto me. It's either gung-ho kamikaze right now, or I'm gonna end up as a soft drink." Laying down on his stomach Boogy-board style, Spaz gripped his board as hard as he could and shot straight for the side of the ship, dodging more shots of the dangerous beam. He was just a few feet away, when all of sudden one of the beams struck his airboard. "YIKES!!!" said Spaz, as he could already feel his board melting. As quick as he could, he positioned his rapidly liquefying board behind him, then with his battle cry of "HEEEEIIIIIYAAAA!" side kicked off of it latching himself to the side of the ship. "Whew..." Spaz sighed as the remains of his transportation dissipated into the emptiness of space. "Another close call like THAT, and I'll have to double my tranquilizer dosage." Pulling out his gun and setting it for toaster, Spaz melted an opening in the ship and slipped through.
"Target hit, captain."
"Excellent... Any sign of our little intruder."
"No, sir, I think we totally evaporated him."
"Hmm. That seemed too easy. Run a damage report-PRONTO!"
"Yes sir" pause. "Um, Captain, their appears to be a small leakage in sector 62081..."
"Hmm... Our vigilante friend must have been here for the droids. He somehow managed to give those incompetent robots a chance to escape. Send a crew of well armed guards to check out the area."
"Uh, sir, I hate to be insubordinate, but the guards are on their coffee break-you know; union rules- and the last thing we need is a bunch of disgruntled workers on our hands."
"Oh, very well... BUT AS SOON AS THEY GET DONE, THEY BEST GET THEIR PREHENSILE TAILS IN GEAR!"
Looking around, Spaz noticed that he appeared to be in some kind of prison cell. There seemed to be a small air vent leading out, but it was blocked by a large round orange object. Spaz grabbed it to try and pull it out to see if it would be useful, when all of a sudden, it spoke to him in a familiar voice. One of the very same voices that were in his distress call. "LET GO OF ME! I WASN'T TRYING TO ESCAPE! HONEST!" All of a sudden the orange object turned black, and grew a sputtering fuse. IT SOMEHOW TRANSFORMED INTO A BOMB! Spaz had only a second to realize this and throw it a short distance before it exploded... and he slipped into unconsciousness...
"... He sure doesn't look like one of them."
"Shows what YOU know. He could very well be the one in CHARGE for all WE know!"
"Still didn't give you permission to blow him up without thinking like that. But then you ALWAYS work on IMPULSE!"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Shut up! He's coming to..."
The pretty multicolored lights stopped swirling for a few seconds and Spaz slowly opened his eyes. He saw three robots looking at him with large curious expressions. They all wore big thick glasses, and tennis shoes, but other then that, they looked completely different. One was shaped like a football, another like a boomerang, and the last looked kind of like a basketball. "Um... HI" Said the football robot. "Who are you?"

To be continued... In part three: Taking care of (monkey) business.
(I know what you may be thinking- more comedy. I'll try for it next time.)