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Spaz saves the world, all by himself, with nothing but speed, wits, and a large slice of cheesecake part 4

Spaz struts his stuff

Dateline: 3:35 PM

Location: Onboard a large Donkongey death ship bound for the planet Bozok

"We did it! We're out!" shouted S.O.C.K.E.T. 2U upon feeling his metallic body cut through the outside of the wall. "'Bout time too..." Added his churlish sister unit, 2R. "That seemed like the longest minute of my life."

Spaz Jackrabbit crawled through the small hole made by his new allies, the S.O.C.K.E.T. droids, and looked around at his surroundings. "Man!" He said. "This place looks more impressive then all the things Devan produced put together!" It was true, from all the high tech security cameras, Lasers, electric eyes, and other electronic sensory gizmos, Devan would never had thought to create anything half as spectacular as the Donkongeys ship. "So where do we have to go from here?"

"No problem!" said 2M, "The Donkongeys practically planed the escaping FOR us." And with that, the telescoping arm of his pushed a blank panel on the wall, transforming it instantly into a map. "COOLNESS" thought Spaz.

Meanwhile, less then 1 1/2 minutes away...

"Hmmph, It's not fair; We should be given at least 30 minutes rest after lunch before we go check out the stupid droids cell-You know, for the digestion."

"Yeah, I know, but after all- He makes the rules."

Beep Beep "Hey wait a second- This things detecting some kind of life form in the sector we're supposed to be checking out."

"Think it could be the droids?"

"Nah, those droids don't count as life forms. They wouldn't show up. Lets hurry over there- and keep your guns set to fire on the first thing you see moving."

"Ooh, Good idea!"

ZAAAAAAAP

"Not... ME... you... moron..."

"What was THAT?" said 2R, with a worried tone of voice. "It sounded like some kind of laser shot." "It came from that way" said 2M, "Good, then let's go the other way" replied 2U. "We can't, that way's a dead end." Said Spaz, looking at the map. "It looks like we might have to fight our way through whatever or whoever it was. Anyone got any weapons to defend themselves with?" "You bet!" Said 2M, as his arm appeared, holding some kind of large gun. "You know me- I AM a weapon!" Said 2R. She squeezed her eyes tight, and suddenly sprouted several deadly looking pointed spikes around her body, turning into a mace ball. "I don't need one." said 2U, who promptly vanished into thin air. "Invisibility, you know." "Good, then let's get... YIPE!" A large red laser bolt shot straight for Spaz's head, barely leaving him enough time to duck. Coming at them from around the corner was a small army of Donkongeys, dressed oddly enough like storm troopers. "Halt! In the name of all that is logical, I command that you give yourselves up!" "Not a chance, monkey-boy!" Shouted 2M. "Take this" And with that, his robotic arm pulled the trigger of his gun and out shot...

... A rubber chicken?!?

"2M, YOU JERK!!" yelled 2R. "YOU GOOFED AGAIN! First it was a gun that shot out a sign that said 'BANG', now it shoots RUBBER CHICKENS? And everyone's says YOU'RE the SMART ONE!" "sorry..." Another shot of fire hit Spaz's gun with deadly accuracy, causing it to become red hot. "OUCH! Never mind!" said Spaz, dropping his gun like a hot potato, and grabbing 2Ms. "We have to make due with what we can." And with that, he shot a large volley of rubber chickens at the rapidly advancing army, which somehow, didn't seem to be advancing quite as rapidly as it had been just a second ago, as any attempted made by them to launch a counter attack with their guns, was stopped by dense rubber chicken formations. "Their still gaining!" said 2U, suddenly returning to visibility. "Can't you make that thing fire any faster?" "Hold on, I'll check... Hmm- what's this?" Upon closer examination, Spaz found that the gun had a dial on it with names of various fowl. Currently the dial was set to 'chicken', but Spaz found a more useful setting;

"I'M, A-CRANKIN' THIS PUPPY UP TO EMU!" The small grunts from being hit by flying rubber chickens that the guards were making suddenly turned into screams of pain from being hit by flying rubber emu. They were retreating slowly away. "HEY! THEY CAN'T ESCAPE! They'll give away our position!" Said 2M. "No prob. I'll handle this!" Replied 2R. She transformed into a bowling ball, rolled as fast as she could to the armies, then did her bomb transformation...

BOOOM...SHACKALACKA The guards, as well as a large amount of the rubber poultry, were propelled into the air. The poultry came down softly and painlessly, unfortunately the same could not be said about the guards- or rather, what was left of them.

"Coolness!" Said Spaz, as 2M produced a large bucket of ice water that he used to cool down Spaz's gun. "Do you think I could keep this gun? I'd LOVE to see the look on Devan Shell's four-eyed face when I mow him down with THIS baby!" "Sure thing, Mr. Zaps, You use it better then I ever could."

Meanwhile, on planet Carrotus:

"ACHOOO!" Sneezed Devan Shell, blowing turtle mucus all over the brand new plans for the death machine he was SURE was going to help him take over Carrotus. Wiping his nose and looking for a rag to clean up the mess before it ruined his blueprints, he thought "Hmmm... Someone must be thinking about me..."

Also meanwhile, in the same ship Spaz is on...

"Well, aren't those troops back yet?"

"Sir... Your probably not going to like this... but...

"Spit it out!"

"...They've disappeared rather suddenly from our scanners."

"WHAT? HOW DOES A BUNCH OF OUR STRONGEST FIGHTERS DISAPPEAR AFTER GOING TO DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF ESCAPED INCOMPETENT DROIDS?"

"Well, I don't know, Sir, but I do have some... better news..."

"It better be- for YOUR sake."

" Gulp We've been charging our main weapon for the destruction of the Bozonian race, and it should be ready by the time we get there."

"Excellent... See to it that we don't have to spend any precious time waiting for it to charge when we get there. In other words- MAKE SURE THOSE ROBOTS DON'T MAKE IT TO THE MAIN ARMORY ROOM!"

"Yes, Sir!"

To be continued... in part 5:

There's more then one way to kill off a civilization... or 'The evil plan is explained'

By the way, about Devan's sneezing; There's some kind of superstition that states that if you sneeze, then someone is thinking about you. I however do not know where it originated from. If you know, I would appreciate it if you mentioned it.

Also, so that you know the powers of the droids: 2M is able to conjure up practically anything from his head with his robotics arm (Think along the lines of Inspector Gadget), 2R has limited morphing abilities (She can only turn into round objects.) And 2U can turn invisible. However, non of them are very good at their powers- 2M often pulls out the wrong thing, 2R sometimes looses control of her morphing, and every once in a while, 2U will only turn transparent, or make only a part of his body invisible. Anyone wishing to use them for a war tavern story may use them, as they just might meet Spaz or his friends in the future, but tell me the name of the story so I may be able to read it. Also, you can have S.O.C.K.E.T. stand for whatever you want, as I have no clue what it means.