Rad: I'm not. At least, I don't think I am...^^;;
Cooba: I can neither confirm or deny that. >D

You stick your hand over the red teleporter, but nothing seems to happen.
"What can you tell us about Megawarp?" you ask Fooruman. He turns to you and says, "I can tell you many things about this mighty spell," he begins in his cryptic wizard's voice. "But there are things that not even I know about Megawarp!" he says, throwing his hands up into the air. "The concept of relocating molecules is as old as the universe itself. There are an infinite number of ways to go about it, and this is but one of them."
"Unlike your furry green friend's 'Town Pipe,' this must be executed by inputing the X, Y, and Z of the coordinates you wish to travel. But as we have done in the past, misuse of this spell can be deadly, as you must- Please insert 25 cents for the next five posts."