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Spaz saves the world, all by himself with nothing but speed, wits, and a large slice of cheesecake: part 6b
The Big Cheese Meets the Big Cheesecake
Spaz grinned, he had an idea. While both Zoonik and Kong Glomerate were distracted by 2R, he opened the baggy and poured the remains of the cheesecake on the floor.
"HEY UP THERE! MONKEY BOY!" he shouted, redirecting attention back to him. "I'VE SEEN A BETTER LOOKING SUIT IN COURT! DID YOU ACTUALLY BUY THAT FROM THE 'FREAKISHLY BIG AND TALL STORE' BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUSY SENSE OF STYLE OR DID YOU DRESS UP AS A BUM FOR HOLLOWEEN?"
"WHAAAAT?!?!" Screamed Kong Glomerate, full of murderous rage. "ARE YOU DARE DISGRACING ME?!?!?"
"No, I WAS disgracing you." Muttered Spaz rather smugly. "NOW I'm just MOCKING YOU!" He scratched himself under his arms, jumping up and down like a monkey. "Oooga Booga! Unga Bunga!"
And it was the 'Ooga booga! Unga Bunga!' that pushed the giant ape over the edge. Roaring like a wild animal, he charged, stamp first, intent on destroying his insulter. Fortunately for Spaz, and unfortunately for Kong, he slipped on the melted cheesecake, stumble around wildly for a while, then fell with a loud crash. The stamp flew into the air... ...All eyes looked at it... ...then it came back down...
...Headed straight for Kong Glomerate! The large ape managed one last scream of fright.
The stamp hit him directly on the chest. Suddenly he exploded in an abnormally bright light, causing Spaz, Zoonik, and the S.O.C.K.E.T. droid to shield their eyes...
And when the light died down, where King Kong Glomerate had been moments before, there was only one word stamped on the floor of the room: 'Canceled'.
"I suggest you give yourself up now, Zoonik!" said Spaz, turning to the only remaining threat. "Your big hairy owner can't help ya now! You're finished..."
"Maybe so, Bunny boy, but there ARE two things you're forgetting..." "What?"
"1 minute until the firing of the Logic Intensifier Armageddon Ray." Said the calm voice of the countdown computer. Spaz's heart sank. "That's one. You gotta remember, Somebody down there likes me." Said Zoonik, pointing downward. "And now if you'll excuse me, here's the other:" And in a flash of smoke, he promptly vanished from sight.
"Mr. Snaz!" shouted 2M, "Look at the L.I.E.R.!" Turning towards the horrible weapon, Spaz noticed that it was starting to glow evilly. He had to destroy it soon... But how?
Suddenly, Spaz knew what he had to do, but he knew it was probably going to be vary painful. Turning to the droids, he said, "No matter what happens, you must stay away from me." "Spaz! What are you going to do?" asked 2U rather nervously.
"30 seconds until the firing of the Logic Intensifier Armageddon Ray."
"I'm going to do something I must, but don't want to do. Just stay away, and everything will turn out OK."
"10 Seconds until the firing of the Logic Intensifying Armageddon Ray."
"Spaz DON'T!"
"9... 8... 7... 6..."
Spaz walked up to the L.I.E.R.
"5... 4... 3..."
1 foot away from the weapon, Spaz gathered his courage, and concentrated.
"2..."
Spaz felt his body warming up, and did the only thing he could do...
"1..."
>KABOOOOM!!!<
He exploded.
Has Spaz save the planet, but lost his life? Tune in for the thrilling conclusion to the story:
Spaz saves the world all by himself with nothing but speed, wits, and a large slice of cheesecake... Part 6:
Welcome Home Spaz.
Please note that the character of Kong Glomerate does NOT belong to me, and that I used him without the knowledge or consent of his creator. My apologies go to Steve Gerber. I have no money so it would be futile to sue me.
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