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There are 12.75 villains in this line. You scan the villain in front of you:
George 5000: Former minion of Wafflelord until his defeat. Left to start his own quilt shop in Minnesota, but has to work part-time at Unfoo's fortress to keep his grandma from going to the morgue. 25% of his body is bionic. He is equipped with weapons and tools designed for melee combat and sneaky ninja-y attacks.
"Actually," George says in a kind, gentleman-like voice, "TTR is a typing tutor. Unfoo ordered us to improve our typing skillz so we're more efficient on AIM. Duh. There's also Dial Dial Revolution, a music game you play using the ringtones on your cellphone."
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