The whip's too flimsy and wide to fit in the lock.
Calling upon the mighty powers of Norton, you preform the legendary Ctrl-Alt-Del keypress, but to no avail. The computer refuses to follow any of your commands.
You search the room for computer stuff:
-Dell Keyboard
-Dell Monitor
-Dell Optical Mouse
-Dell 200X Limited Edition Computer Case (contents unknown)
-ACME Speakers
-That little power strip thingy that you plug stuff into
-Surge Protector
-Dell Laser Printer
Suddenly, the CD-ROM revs to about 128x speed. It sounds like a squeaky buzzsaw.
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This space for rent.
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