Reaching for the nearest sharp pointy object (a pencil), you lunge underneath the desk to get the computer right at the jugular. Closer...closer...CLOSER, DRANIT!
The haunting melody of the Windows XP opening theme fills the air.
*BLIP*
Every square inch of reality disappears around you. That includes the floor. D=
You're soon found falling, falling, falling...until...
THUD.
Looks like reality decided to rebuild itself.
You look around at your surrounding. To your right, you spot a large green turtle walking on all fours at a realitively low speed. It stops just outside of your personal space and turns around, as though it hit some sort of invisible wall. To your left, you see a ledge, but you can't see what's on top of it from your perspective. Above and to the right of you lies a large cliff hewn of purple rock. All around you is a large grassy plain, with many a blowing leaf being carried in the strong winds. It appears to be nighttime. Out in the distance you can swampy forest which sits just in front of a sparkling lake. Farthe out you can see the bluish moon hanging up in the sky, above a range of rugged mountains. You can't help that notice that your whip is now gone, replaced with a blue rifle with the words "BFG-3000" imprinted on the side. Strange.
Now the question is...what will you do?
Inventory:
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-BFG-3000 Blaster
-Tunic
HEARTS:
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This space for rent.
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