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Lem_Gambino

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Lem_Gambino is doing well so far

Nov 18, 2004, 11:45 AM
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Change cancelled. D=

What you see is not to your liking. You see a pool of piranha-infested wavacid (water, acid, and lava) with spikes jutting out. Upon said spikes are the dead corpses of several people, including Uberbob, Araches, and Fawriel. Their souls are floating around mindlessly, moaning in their unintelligable ghost voice. However, that doesn't mean they don't know how to write. Araches dips her ghostly finger into the wavacid and writes a message on the wall...

"Unfooruman has claimed our lives. He tortured us, forcing us to watch old reruns of "The Munsters" backwards in spanish, WITHOUT ANY SUBTITLES! The sheer amount of insanity has driven us to madness. We killed each other unwillingly, unable to control ourselves due the overstimulation from the torture. If anyone reads this, Unfoo must be stopped. He is offering our souls to bring forth a storm of unholy creatures from the underworld. The only way to stop this is to destroy Unfooruman, as he is the only one who can cast the spell. I believe that the has taken our life energy and stored it within himself so he can cast the spell; slay him and our lives will return to normal. Fail, and we can kiss our axes goodbye.

"One more thing...my friend, Some Gal in a Wizard's Robe, or Sugiawar as she likes to be called, owes me five gold coins. She rents movies from Blockbusted WAAAAAY too much. =P"
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