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Alt+F4: Pre-Win 3.1 Episode One: Ineffective
YOUR SOUL BELONGS TER DE COMPY 386
You are standin' inside a cave. De planet yer appear ter be on is Diamondus, since de rocks dat muk de walls are poorpil, an' said rock contain valuable gems dat yer won't fend anywhere else in dis or any other universe. A patt leadin' lef takes yer back ter de clearin' yer jist came from (notice de "Kill Dis Rabbit!" poster near dat exit), an' roi leads ter a shaft dat yer 'aven't fully explored yet. Thar's ruined beehive 'angin' from de roi wall av dat shaft. in de middle av de cave is a 'ole in de groun' dat leads ter a wee room dat 'olds de Quick Change Stashun yer love so much. Dare wus an ammo crate dare too, but yer looted 'tis contents earlier. On de patt leadin' roi is a poorpil mushie dat oi forgot ter menshun.
You're now standin' on de ledge on de roi side av de cave, at de top av de shaft leadin' downward. Course av acshun?
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