OMG LOL. ;P I'll do it tomorrow, one day before Xmas Evenin.
OMG LOL. ;P
EDIT: Here are my reviews:
Christmas Blast, by Cracco Boy.
This is a small CTF lvl using Craccoby's own tileset, Santa's Snowy Zone. I have the old version of the tileset but the new version has quite a funny palette, making everything look different. Green is red, apparently, and most colours have been darkened or changed slightly, which makes the whole lvl look very goofy, not to mention the fact that green RFs are red so I thought I was shooting powered up Rfs.
The eyecandy is as good as the tileset allows, though not many foreground tiles exist in the lvl. The mountains and forests are well-placed and there is a very obvious Christmas atmosphere in the lvl. Comfy.

The eyecandy varies and you'll be able to travel from snow to rocky ground and encounter lots of nice, Christmasy stuff, but it's just that some walls are very thick, and you it's a waste to keep them empty. It would look better if there are some foreground tiles in them to make the whole place look a bit...wilder and more natural, rather than just a big snow platform.
The gameplay is ok, with some Jazz-unfriendly areas (there are not enough springs in the lvl and Jazz has a lot of trouble moving around because of this). The springs that do exist are well-placed and so are all of the platforms, vines, etc. I've noticed a couple of masking problems with the tileset, which slows down the flow, but it's no big deal. It's also annoying that the bases are in dead ends and Jazz is forced to go into the dead end and jump out again because he, lacking doublejump, cannot just directly to the platform above or on the side of the base.
Weapons placement is actually really good. You never have to work hard to get ammo and the power-ups seem nicely balanced. There is an abundance of ammo, but it's not over-done, so you'll always have enough seekers to blast your enemies to smithereens.
It's a shame that this lvl is a bit small. 140x80 would suit the kind of gameplay and ammo placement Santa's Snowy Zone has. It's still a good lvl, however.
Er...since this contest is based on originality, I cannot really give this lvl a good position because compared to the other lvls, it lacks a lot in originality. What distinguishes this lvl from the rest is:
1. Weird palette.
2. Very good weapons placement.
And that's it.
Of the 4 lvls in the contest, this comes last, but I'll review this at J2o ASAP and give it a 7.5.
Getting Hot?, by DarkSonic.
Wow, hehe, DarkSonic submitted a lvl for his own contest.

This lvl uses 7th Lava Fall slightly differently from other lvls while keeping the kind of eyecandy and gameplay we expect from lvls using this awesome tileset.
The falling lava looks very cool and so does the giant lava lake with steam. The hardly translucent gooey lava doesn't do much for the gameplay but it makes the lvl look as good as the 7th Lava Fall lvl itself.

The eyecandy is simply amazing. There's so much to see and gawp at I don't know where to start. Poison gas clouds, radioactive barrels (which, btw, are not in your way... hehe

) and lots more!!!! (I did notice that some important tiles weren't used, especially those with texts like Jesus rocks or Lag is deth...what is the deal with the absence of those l33t tiles?

).
The gameplay and flow is severly hampered at the bottom of the lvl because of the very thick lava. Those that run on low detail, though they lose the excellent eyecandy, will gain a big advantage. Above the lava lake the gameplay is better, though sometimes you run into springs you don't want to take, so you'll always have to be alert and be ready to jump, something, which is not always so easy to do when chased or chasing.
Weapons placement is good, nothing special. Blah blah blah. As I said, nothing special. They're all mostly clumped together, you see. Average weapons placement, basically.
I don't think that this lvl is that original either, but its eyecandy is, so I'm going to give it the 3rd place and a 7.7, but only because of the eyecandy.
I'll write the other 2 reviews later today, so keep your pants on everyone!