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Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit
[*]Don't forget, you have a lot of characters to work with, including but not limited to: Jazz, Spaz, Lori, Eva, Zoe, Devan, Dark, Lapin, Margsly, Razz, Mystery Bunny, Rebel Turtle, Queen, Henchlizard, Drunklizard, Schwarzenguard, Uterus, Bubba, Bilsy, Zoonik and more.
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I'm guessing that some of these characters are from Jazz Advance, which I never played...=P
"Hey, what was that explosion?" George asked. He and his friend Bart, who was holding the ashes of their gibbed friend Kenny in a box.
"Something suspsious, that's what," replied Bart. "And you know what Devan said...investigate all rabbit activity."
"Doesn't he have spypots for that?"
"Well, it's probably becuase he's been squashed by a large rock in his final battle against Jazz."
"Oh yeah..."
The Henchlizards had been assigned special bunny suits to help blend in with the crowd. Unfortunately, said suits were poorly sewn and were prone to cause itching..
"I swear, if this wedgie doesn't let up, I'll end up just like Kenny..." complained George.
Bart threw George a mean look. "He died a hero! Er...villain!"
"Because he stopped to scratch and got vaporized by an Imploder Mine," snapped George.
Bart was about to open his mouth to argue when a low-flying spacecraft zoomed overhead.
"Okay, THAT was suspious!" said George. "I say we follow that thing before it gets away."
"YOU chase after it," protested Bart, clutching the box containing Kenny's pixlated remains. "I gotta make sure Kenny rests in peace."
Irritated with his friend's behavior, George grabbed his fellow Henchlizard by the arm and gave chase after the plane.
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"Hmmm...I wonder what my next invention should be?" contemplated Razz as Carrotus Castle came into view. "Maybe I can solve the last Rabbit and Turtle War's problem of all those pixels scattering the battlefield..."
"APPROACHING CARROTUS CASTLE. PREPARE FOR LANDING," said the Navicomputer.
"Excellent!" exclaimed Razz as he pressed the 'LANDING GEAR' button.
"AFTERBURNERS ENGAGED," bleeped the Main computer.
Razz raised an eyebrow. "But that was the landing gear!! I could've sworn I pressed the 'LANDING GEAR' button..."
Upon closer examination, Razz discovered that the Landing Gear and the Afterburner buttons were right next to each other...he pressed the wrong button!
"GREAT SPOOOOOORRRRRRRRK!!!" Razz cried out as he rocketed right into the side of Carrotus Castle. Thankfully, the airbags deployed just in time to save Razz's face from the dashboard. When the ship came to a complete stop, Razz pushed the airbags out of the way to have a good look around. He had torn a large portion of the royal throne room apart when he crashed, and a dozen royal guards along with one VERY angry Queen surrounded his ship.
"Uh...the castle needed some fresh air?" said Razz sheepishly. He was definately going to the dungeon for this one...