It had Psyde! Psyde is close! And I don't see this over at FF.net at the moment.

Anyway, it's a decent story. I don't detect too much variation between it and other typical mary sue parody stories, though, especially as this seems to be a Harry Potter or something sue, whereas the typical female Jazz character is a mercenary or something. Or just a goth. Depends. I like the name Handcuff.