Baron von BlackRaptor, was quietly being a chair in the cornor of the room. While whatever action was going on around, the supreme Baron would bare silent witness. He was often quite sad. It's not like HE could go out and get his freak up or rage against things. So one day, when BR was particularly angry, he attempted to buck Lord Rasium from sitting on his crotch, which most people use as the cushion to sit on, down the pit next to where BR was precariously balanced. He tried and tried and tried, but then realized that he had no muscles, and became sad again.

Just be thankful I didn't write about Labratkid the talking toilet.