I felt old until I remembered when I realised how young teenagers are.

It's a short and boring story: I had gone down to the fish n chip shop to get some chips for Leiutenant Deaken (that's a different long story) and when I came out there were all these teenagers with hooded jumpers that said "kron" or something on them, they were just standing there in a little group, and they looked at me and laughed and called me old, as kids do, so I hit the oldest one upside the head and they ran. Now I'm not trying to make oyu think violence solves problems but it made me feel a lot better about myself.

And that's the end of that boring story. If I was in America they would have shot me the second I stepped out of the fish n chip shop, which wouldn't have been groovy at all.