My evil plan went as follows:
A sprite, no matter HOW BAD attracts TONS of ATTENTION!!
Therefore I must come up with the worst edit idea I could come up with.
The idea: Jazz in a horrible Turtle Costume.
The Outcome:
The correctly colored(AKA Jazz 2 pallet version or Non Paint Screwed Up version thing) .bmp version is here http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/lijik/sprite.bmp
Now all you have to do is advertise my horrible sprite with your topic title. Watch the number of visitors rise.