Okay, I promised Quist that i'd post the syntax for the scripting language I came up with. Here you go.

/showspr XX posX posY Layer [XX refers to the number the sprite has assigned to it in anims.j2a. The command /showspr 35 15 18 4, for example, would show the sprite 35 at position 15, 18 in layer 4.]
/showani XX YY posX posY Layer FPS [XX and YY refer to the range of the sprites, according to the number assigned to it in anims.j2a. The command /showani 03 06 15 18 4 10, for example, would show sprites 03, 04, 05, and 06, in that order, at position 15, 18 in layer 4, animating at 10 frames per second.]
/stringwrite XX YY [XX refers to the string number, while YY refers to the value of the string. The command /stringwrite 01 "Jazz > Spaz" (With the quotation marks, mind you) would write the string "Jazz > Spaz" (without quotation marks) at string number 01.]
/musicplay XX [XX refers to the file name of the music module you wish to run. The command /musicplay diamond.j2b would change whatever music is playing to diamond.j2b.]
/musicsto [Stops current music.]
/musicrep [Starts music module from the beginning.]
/kick XX [XX can mean two things; either a name, or an IP. The command /kick Odin would kick any player named Odin in the server.]
/ban XX [Same as above.]
/print XX [XX is the player you wish the text to come from, while YY is the string you wish to print. The command /print 01 gg no re would show the host saying "gg no re."]
/spoofprint XX [XX is the string you wish to print. This is the same as above, but the text will be shown as if it were a game message (such as "Violet CLM roasted Orbitz CC").]
/eventcreate XXX posX posY A B C D G [XXX refers to the event number, while A, B, C, and D refer to the event variables. A G present creates a generator with the event. The command /eventcreate 164 15 18 31 G would create a soda pop event at position 15, 18, with a delay of 31 seconds, with a generator.]
/respawn posX posY XXX [XXX refers to the event number in the tile (with a scripting system, I assumed we'd find a way to create multiple events in one tile. However, you could not have two of the same event in the same tile.).]

I have lots more, but that's good enough for now, right?