1. You run around in a large arena getting all the pie you can with other players. When all the pie is eaten, the person who has eaten the most wins.

2. You stand up to a spammer as long as you can without typing ban. Last one remaining wins.

3. You tolerate this smiley as long as you can without exploding.

4. You tolerate this stupid post as long as you can without exploding.

5. You are in a room with 5 ambient sounds with "Sample" set to 129. Last one to turn their sound down wins.