If all the insanity in my brain were to collapse into a single point, it would be this, because I wanted to do this for a while. I'll have some of my original characters host this carp in an effort to get people to play Pre-Win when it comes back.
[JediMindTrick]YES, IT WILL COME BACK. AND YOU *WILL* PLAY IT. =D[/JediMindTrick]
Teh cast:
Lem (Race: Human)- The guy that posts stuff and rarely appears in his own thread (as a character).
Sandy (Race: Anthromorphic Housefly, too bad I can't draw her D=)- Tomboyish gamer that loves adventure. Too bad this isn't one.
Voltage Zapdos (Race: Pokémon Maverick, ala Megaman X)- This guy is evil, but since he's off-duty he decided to take a day off from evil.
Guzz (Race: Chao-Pikachu-Bombchu-Chuchu thing)- A pet created by Lem, Guzz randomly explodes (and regens!) whilst spouting random nonsense.
Let's begin, shall we?
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*Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song, standing on the MTS3k ship*
SANDY: Okay, why are we here?
VOLTAGE: I was told there would be units of the female persuasion.
SANDY: -_-
VOLTAGE: Not including you.
GUZZ: I LIKE CHOKLATU!!
SANDY: Don't we all?
GUZZ: Hey, do you have any Pom-Poms?
SANDY: No...
GUZZ: THEN YOU MUST PAY FOR CAR INSURANCE! *explodes*
VOLTAGE: Good, he's gone.
GUZZ: *regens* Hello, starfighter!
VOLTAGE: D=
LEM: Ah, I see you all arrived.
SANDY: "Arrived" my abdomen! To teleported us up to this flying piece of JUNK against our will!
VOLTAGE: (Hmmm...this could make a good battleship...)
COMPUTER VOICE: WARNINGU! IN COME TRANSITION!!?
VOLTAGE: Wait, doesn't it mean "transmis-"
*spinning Batman logo*
*everyone is now in Lem's room with his computer*
SANDY: Messy.
GUZZ: OH! That screwdriver looks cute. Can we keep it??
LEM: Sorry, that's my dad's.
GUZZ: *pulls Lem's nose* Got yer conk! XDX
LEM: OW. Well, I brought you here, so it's time to get to work.
VOLTAGE: Please define "work."
LEM: Didn't I drop enough hints already? You're supposed to MST3k this thread. *pulls up the Pre-Win 3.1 Thread on the computer*
VOLTAGE: ...You're joking.
LEM: And with that, I'm going to beat Golden Sun again. G'bye! *teleports*
GUZZ: Mommy...='''(
VOLTAGE: BLAST! I WILL FEED HIS FLESH TO THE MAVERICK HORDE!!!
SANDY: Shut up and help me type this thing.
GUZZ: Khdfhsddahhodahofshdfshjfdfhsdfhshsdfhudfhfsdhfsdf dkfdfdfsfs.
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Posted by Radium
No, ATWFF isn't dead, niether is PLTP. Both are just temporarily paused so I can regain my sanity. Physics states that matter can not exist in the exact same place as other matter because it has mass, so theoretically I have to release my insanity before I can regain my sanity. This thread should do nicely. The rules are simple, it's like role-playing, but is sux. I'll write something, you'll reply with the course of action you wish to take. At the end, we'll be able to compile it into a "SpazQuest" style story. YAyfun, let's go.
Your name is Uberbob. You are a rabbit, except you only have one ear for unknown reasons. You are currently in a boat surrounded by seemingly endless ocean. Your invintory contains a small carry-out box of chinese food, a golden toothbrush, and a titanium spork. Your boat is leaking. Bad. In fact, the reason there is a three-foot-wide hole in the bottom of your boat is somewhat related to why you only have one ear. What would you like to do?
First person to reply to this with an answer could determine the entire story =o.
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ALL: O_o
VOLTAGE: I think I just get a BSOD.
GUZZ: I think I logged onto AIM.
SANDY: Well, at least we have a plot. That's a start.
VOLTAGE: Kinda lame, if you ask me. Where's the action? Where's the killer robots? Where's the part where we RISE UP AND CRUSH ALL THE SQUISHY THINGS?!
COMPUTER VOICE: Domino arigato!
SANDY: I'm sure that comes later. Before or after we break that computer's voice box, I'm not sure.
VOLTAGE: And what's with the chinese takeout and the guy who has one ear and a golden toothbrush?
SANDY: *points to Guzz*
VOLTAGE: Oh. Nevermind.
GUZZ: And then there were 6,955...
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So it begins...sort of. Plz read + review.