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Lem_Gambino

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May 24, 2005, 12:45 PM
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No, it won't. XD Nice avatar.

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*Voltage is laying on the floor, dead*

*Sandy's hands are covered in engine oil*

SANDY: Guzz, do the next thingamajig while I clean up.

GUZZ: Kay-Oh-35.

Quote:
Originally posted by Fawirel
I try to remember how to do something they taught me in sports class.. what was it called again.....
GUZZ: Origami, the breakfast of losers! That's the ticket to platform nine and three-quarters!

Quote:
Originally posted my Radium
Trying to remember the useless bit of information taught to you in sports class, you decide to execute a football tackle on your boat's mast, the only part still above water. The mast shatters, and sinks because it's made of lead. What now?
GUZZ: We must do battle now, for the fate of the mushroom lies in the middle of library? ...On second thought, no. The baseball is far more important than the Mona Lisa.

Quote:
Originally posted by Fawriel
I wonder why the heck I remembered the football stuff while I was actually trying to recall how to swim.
GUZZ: I think you left that in the left front coat pocket of your kitchen, ma'am.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Radium
Lead poisoning from the mast has prevented you from recalling how to swim. You are sinking. Course of action?
GUZZ: ...UNINSTALL MINESWEEPER FOR DUMMIES!!! *explodes, trashing the computer, then regens* O_O Uh, 404?

*Sandy comes back*

SANDY: Guzz, what are you- *sees the dead computer* HOLY S-

((WE'RE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLZ STAND BY, KTHANX))
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