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Originally Posted by Coppertop
*sighs* Will it never end? ... Ah well. Keep it decent, is all I have to say.
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Understoods.
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Originally Posted by TheOnlyN0B0DY
Try to befriend the magicians and ask them to come with you on your quest.
`N0
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SANDY: *twitch*
GUZZ: Que?
VOLTAGE: What's your slab of meat?
SANDY: I'm not saying anything. I might offend random people.
GUZZ: I'd ask Tuna Salad to join my party.
VOLTAGE: I despise magic...HOW COME WE ROBOTS CAN'T USE IT? IT TAINT FAIR!!!
GUZZ: Yous gots noes manas.
VOLTAGE: ONE DAY, organics...ONE. DAY.
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Originally Posted by Fawriel
Now THAT'S a "crazay thang". o_o;;
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SANDY: My thoughts exactly.
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Originally Posted by Radium
You talk to the two gay magicians and request they join you. The female one (you did not ask their gender) agrees to join you if you defeat the other in combat. Accept?
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SANDY: AHA! First sign of incontinuity!!
VOLTAGE: Is that even a word?
GUZZ: They used to be side A now they're side B! ROCK ON!!
SANDY: This...scares me. First they're gays, then they suddenly become lesbians.
VOLTAGE: Just like the Sailor Star- *SHOT*
*Lem comes in, holding a shotgun*
LEM: I'd rather you'd not talk about that anime. It gives me nightmares.
GUZZ: *pokes Voltage's foot*
LEM: Ah, yes. Him. Control-Z.
VOLTAGE: *sits up* UNABLE TO DETECT MASTER DRIVE- Wait. I just came up with a theory.
EVERYONE ELSE: What?
VOLTAGE: Four words: Spring of Cursed Female.
LEM: ...Don't make me shoot you again.
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Originally Posted by acid
I Accept challenge, and attack with the spork.
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SANDY: Okay, since when does someone use a spork as a lethal weapon?! The toothbrush would have made a better one.
GUZZ: Weally??
SANDY: That was sarcasm.
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Originally Posted by Radium
http://www.foxmage.com/fierce-battle.mid
Midi Music: Mandatory; Autocombat: On.
> Uberbob attacks
Magician loses 15 HP
> Magician casts fireball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts iceball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts rockball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts airball
Uberbob dodges
> Magician casts noball
Magician loses 4231812425215 HP
Magician is dead and crispy!
Uberbob is victorious!
Having defeated the magician, the other one joins your party. The other magician has joined your party! Your spork is broken )<
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SANDY: Wow, that magician sucked. And did over 99999 damage to herself to boot.
VOLTAGE: *points at the smiley* Is that a duck?
GUZZ: *gasps* OH NOES! Mr. Period has been turned into a duck!! My friend at the end... ='''(
SANDY: And I liked that spork! It was very...sporky.
VOLTAGE: Don't you mean spoon- *Lem holds the shotgun to his head* ...Nevermind. What about the toothbrush?
SANDY: I think it's still in his back pocket or the chinese takeout box or something.