Chapter three:

Once apon a time there was a RABBIT and his name was JAZZ JACKRABBIT. He was a RABBIT. [Well, mostly, his grandmother had an affair with a SQUIRREL, but the family didn't talk about that much.] He was heading to the CASTLE to discover THE CONSPIRACY AGAINST CARROTUS, but on the way his car had run out of gas. So he pushed his car to the nearestGAS STATION to get more gas.

Once apon a time there was a TURTLE and his name was DEMIR ANDRASS He was a TURTLE [actually he was a TERAPIN, but he lied on his immigration forms] He ran a GAS STATION and one day he looked up to see a RABBIT called JAZZ JACKRABBIT pushing his CARROT CAR towards his GAS STATION.

'Excuse me," said the RABBIT named JAZZ, "My carrot car is out of gas." "Ah," said DEMIR, "You are not actually out of gas." "Oh good," said JAZZ. "Yes," said DEMIR "There is something worse wrong with your car." "Really? What is it?" asked JAZZ "Your car is a CARROT." said DEMIR "This means it has no wheels, internal parts, engine and finally is six inches long." "Well thats great!" said JAZZ "Because I have no monies and can't pay for gas anyway!"

JAZZ was just about to ask where he could get a car that wasn't a six inch long VEGETABLE, when a shiny big NON-VEGETABLE IMMIGRATION CAR pulled up outside the station.

Once apon a time there was an IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL and her name was ANGUA. She was an IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL [Really this time] She had a shiny big IMMIGRATION CAR. She had gone to a GAS STATION to arrest a TURTLE named DEMIR.

"You are herby arrested for immigration fraud." said ANGUA "What'd I do?" asked DEMIR "You lied about your species on your immigration forms, and so because of a CONSPIRACY AGAINST CARROTUS and the fact that you are in a story that repeatedly CAPITALIZES WORDS, you are to be beheaded as of the end on this statement." "Thats a bit harsh!" said DEMIR's head lying on the floor.

"Drat!" said JAZZ "Now I don't have a car and that IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL who was acting all suspicious has left. I guess I had better follow her and find out about this CONSPIRACY AGAINST CARROTUS."

Once apon a time there was a RABBIT called JAZZ and he was running very fast behind a big shiny IMMIGRATION car when he was hit by superflouous capitals.

End of chapter 3