I made a staircase and climbed halfway back up the rope. The light there was enough to read the note. On closer inspection it appeared to have been printed on used paper. The front I had already read, but the back...
~To-Do List~
order replacement Gothic Gatetm gate bars
look over job applications for dungeon miniboss
sue McDonalds
cause artifical cave-ins
paint eldrich signs on walls
remove AC
go to grocery store for fresh batch of evil
hire de-exorcist to haunt dungeon
enchant dungeon with spells of darkness
find supplier of human skulls for decor
renew protection contact with the lawyer mafia
reopen second basement
replace electric lighting with torches
cover air vent floor with poison needles
wall-in wierding chamber
kill dungeon's designer for patent protection
all your base are belong to us
repair furnace mechanism
install the bottomless pits in storage
pay Xeltoth's wage
finish construction of monolith
re-termite woodwork
have the illuminated and ancient librarians of Ee to perform the ritual of shushing
add more secret passages
remove all resident hero-friendly vending and commercial services
It looked to be a bit outdated; many of these things had already been done but hadn't been crossed out.
@MSB- that takes you through the fake wall
Last edited by Risp; Jul 7, 2005 at 12:14 PM.
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