Why I named the story this, I don't know. I think it was the name of a VERY old JMMB story. This story is done how the old JMMB stories were done, where people can post their profile. Create one that fits for this story though.

edit: Now that I think about it, it was called Crossover JJ2: The Masquerade.


It was a cold, damp evening in the village of Carrotopia. The walls of the city were damp and slippery. In the center of Carrotopia, was huge statue of a carrot. The citizens of Carrotopia worshipped the great carrot god, Derby, who was said to have power over everything. Anything could be changed at his infinite will. The village consisted of turtles and rabbits, both of whom were hostile towards each other.

A bounty hunter, by the alias Ninja was making his way through the village. He walked into the local tavern, which was deserted except for a weary looking turtle wiping the bar clean. Ninja sat down directly in front of the turtle and requested a glass of hard carrot juice. The turtle looked up and replied, "We don't serve your kind here." Ninja stared at the turtle blankly for a moment, then pulled dagger out of his belt, kicked the turtle onto his knees and stabbed both of his eyes out. The turtle began screaming to be killed. Ninja kicked the turtle onto his back and picked up an empty bottle, smashing it over the bar. He began to slowly cut off the turtle's fingers, savoring the high pitched screams of the turtle as his limbs were cut off. He cut open the turtle's stomach, and pulled out a flask of lemon juice mixed with salt, pouring it into the turtles open cuts and sockets where his eyes once were. The turtle had passed out from shock now. Ninja slit the turtles throat, enjoying the sight of the blood that sprayed out. Wiping off his dagger on the turtle's clothes, he walked over to the taps and poured himself a glass of carrot juice. While he enjoyed his carrot juice, he walked over to the door and locked it. He went to sleep on the floor.