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Ninja

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Aug 13, 2005, 11:19 AM
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Chapter 3

Everything at gone black for the moment. Ninja opened his eyes, and to his amazement found that there was a foggy, white mist surrounding him. Surprisingly, it was solid enough to walk on. He stood up and looked around. There was just white in all directions. He was very confused. All of a sudden, a huge turtle jumped out of the sky and landed in front of him. Everything had seemed to go into slow motion. The turtle dived at him, throwing 20 foot long cement-filled garbage bags. Knowing that there was not enough time to get out of the way, Ninja, climbed to the top of the garbage bag, and pulled out his crossbow. The turtle looked at him, puzzled, as if he did not know what a crossbow was. Ninja pulled the trigger, and less then a second later, a bolt had pinned the turtle to the ground through the head.

However, the bolt had not killed the turtle; it had severely wounded him, but had missed his small brain completely. Ninja walked over to the stunned turtle. Pulling a drill and a drill bit out of his cloak, Ninja stooped down over the turtle's face. He attatched the bit to the drill and then laid the drill down. Next, he pulled out a moderately long rope, very thin, and tied it around the bolt. Then, he extended the rope to it's full length and secured the drill into the end of the rope. He activated the drill and the rope began to spin around, slowly coming near the turtle's head. When it reached the bolt, the bolt began to spin slowly, mutilating the turtle's head, and sending blood and pieces of skull everywhere. The turtle realized what was happening to him and started to scream. It was a shrill, chilling scream that made Ninja feel sick, but he kept the drill on, and pulled the trigger even more, making the bit spin even faster. The bolt began to spin around at an insane speed, sending blood spray a good 10 feet. The turtle let out a final unnatural scream, and was silent.

Ninja chuckled to himself. Suddenly, the whole cloud turned black, and Ninja was not able to see anything. He looked up and saw a HUGE block with 0:05 in red letters on it. 4 seconds later, the block was about 30 feet away from him. 1 second later, it exploded, killing him instantly.

"Ninja, wake up, homie!" Ninja woke up in the gutter of a ghetto with MaGoo waking him up. What a weird dream he had had.