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Ninja

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Aug 14, 2005, 06:01 PM
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Chapter 4

Ninja stood alone in the zone hand on the chrome watching how the gangsta's do it. He sees a town he likes it. Around the corner, in an alley not too far away, was Iri. She had a bird. Ninja turned the corner and saw Iri with her bird. He wondered how she could have a bird and have it not fly away from her. He approached her and asked her if she'd be his sidekick. She said yes so they walked away together, doing superhero stuff.

Meanwhile, MaGoo was on the other side of Carroptia, in the rich rabbit part of town. He walked into an expensive jazz club and looked around. There were some rabbits playing a song. MaGoo looked like a pimp so no one bothered to ask him for ID. In this part of town, it was all about the respect and the way you dressed. MaGoo certainly dressed nice. His main feature was his pimp cane. A lot of people don't know this, but it's legal to pimp if you have a cane. When you graduate from pimp college, they give you the pimp cane, and that's how the cops know if it's legal for you to pimp or not. MaGoo found a hot girl and started talking to her, working his pimp skills.

Anyway, Iri was somewhere else by now, doing superhero stuff. Ninja was by himself. He found a little boy turtle, maybe 4 years old holding a stuffed bunny. "How cute." Ninja thought to himself. Ninja pulled out a dagger and sunk it into the little boy's back, paralyzing him from the neck down. In this helpless position, all the pain was focused into the young turtles head. Ninja pulled out a vial of acid and poured it into the turtles ear slowly. The litttle boy screamed as the acid slowly ate through his ear, dissolving his brains slowly. He couldn't thrash around, he could only scream. It was as if the pain was unbearable, yet he could not move around to subdue it. Laughing, Ninja kicked the screaming little boy aside.

Somewhere in the world, a family sat down to dinner. A chicken was being served. The family ate the chicken and then watched TV for awhile before going to bed.