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Risp_old

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Risp_old is doing well so far

Sep 7, 2005, 06:02 PM
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Also remember that I have school, so I can't reply 24/7. But I still can reply more then Rad, who has LAZY. Or is busy. Or something.

"Let's go off, off to the magic academy!" I proclamed gleefully, and started striding purposfully west. A brilliant idea then struck me, and I slowed down, looking for a brick. Failing to find one, I decided that the best way to find one would be with it's cooperation. "Hello, Mr. Brick. Where are you?" I shouted at the top of my voice, and I'm sure I would have gotten an answer if the ferret, whatshername, didn't grab me and drag me the rest of the way to the teleporter. She started to rant to me in length about something about wasting time or something like that, but it wasn't as important as my musings on the startling lack of brick attendance in this area's schools.
I decided to inquire later to the mayor about passing equal rights laws for bricks, then realized Sammie or whoever was trying to get me to step into the circle with the glowing lights in it. Though I was not, as I must have already said, a fan of flickering lights, I decided to touch it to humor her, and suddenly... the city had run away and left me in Scholar Sam's academy!

Taking a deep breath in preperation to protest this unprecidented departure, I stopped and thought about how sophisticated my inner naration sounds when I'm mad. Sadly, that cooled me off and once again limited my vocabulary. I decided that I might as well use the deep breath to proclaim something. "Hey, people! I have obtained ten billion canadian dollars! Look at how much richer I am then you all!" I stood there for a moment, basking in the glory of now being the richest person in the whole room. Araches was angrily saying something about exchange rates and inflation, but she was just jealous and to be ignored. I turned and looked at the white thing out the window, now blue with the dying lights of the teleporter. At least it was properly wordless with admiration.
I turned back, and saw that everybody was once again reading that one book, or making meaningful looks between me and the airlock. I decided that the reason they hadn't been awestruck was because they hadn't been able to take in my declaration the first time, so I tried again. Taking a deep breath, I shouted "Hey, people! I have obtained ten billion canadian dollars! Look at how much richer I am then you all!"

Still no awestruck looks. I turned once again to the window. I turned back. I took another deep breath. Araches slapped me.

Last edited by Risp; Sep 8, 2005 at 12:05 PM.