I made a snowball, and then tapped the magic map with the hand with the snowball. I appeared in Super Ultra Uber Megatropolis, and walked my way to the bakery. As I was putting my map away, I noticed it was wet with admiration for me!
My eyes were met with a few dozen pies, each on a velvet cushion, artfully arranged in a jewerly case. They were golden brown, with luxiourously flakey crusts, and steamed as though freshly baked. Each had a tiny golden sword sticking out with a price tag on it, though many just had "you don't want to know" written on the price tag. Lounging around the room were a large crowd of various snooty-looking people chatting, and behind the counter was an old, regal-looking man. He was wearing a purple baker's hat with a crown-like pattern on the bottom, a deep red cape, a giant golden sword on his back, and other various needlessly-expensive-looking clothes. He seemed to be haughtily ignoring me.
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