Pretty much the same as URSlaz. I was quite surprised when I was once asked for my middle name and the girl was all shocked because I don't have one. I always thought it was an obsolete thing.. my father has one and my grandfather has one. *shrugs*
Oh well. At least giving your child a middle name would reduce the effort of having to choose one name for them.. muahaha.

As for the real topic:
Jazz Jeremy Jackrabbit. ( It seems to work surprisingly well.... )
Spaz Mittens Maria Jackrabbit. ( ... )
Lori Anne Jackrabbit

++retarded topics