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"Faw! Go trade this pogo stick for the bottle full of canadian bits!"
I handed him the pogo stick and pushed him in the direction of the trading post. He started running to it, and I continued to stare in that direction. When he came back my eyes were beginning to water. I took the canadian bits from him. The dead canadaman had a head a bit too flat for him to be alive, so I decided to instead see if I could coax him back to life. Still not blinking, I waved the canadian bits over the dead canadian guy. Nothing happened. Dissapointed in my lack of skill in necromancy, I put the bottle away.
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