I offered the Canadian bits to L33tz4n. "Here, try to bring that guy back to life. I know you don't have any magic that can do it, but you can summon big shiny things, and that's close enough."
L33tz4n, sadly, did not even take the bits, let alone try to bring the canadian guy back from the dead. "Why d0n't you ask someone who know5 necromancy?"
"The only person I know who knows necromancy is Scholar Sam."
"Wh4t about healing magic?"
"If I were to turn to Faw every time I wanted someone healed, he would actually begin to think he is useful. No, I have far greater fish to fry."
L33tz4n began to reply, but I cut her off with a sharp "shhh". I was getting tired of explaining such obvious things.
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