I took out a pan and started to fry a marlin in it. Nobody else seemed to be able to see it, though, and just looked at me funny when I asked them if they wanted any fried fish. It's for the better, though. When I tried eating the tender, juicy fish I realized I didn't really want to give any of it up. However, when I commented to that effect everyone looked at me like I had just eaten a brick.
...I wonder how all that mortar got in my mouth...
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