"Faw, use your awesome surgical magic to remove those castle bits from that guy's ears."
"That would kill him, since the castle bits were made part of his ears by-"
"Useless! YOU are the reason the castle bits are there, and you can't even remove them!" I pushed Faw onto the floor and danced around him, calling him names.

I tried to claim the page, but then I died and went to the abyss of hell. It was full of various versions of Xion. Exits were down and plot convenience.