I didn't have bold on because I don't want some idiot thinking that was a real DM post.

I'm assuming you also want me to pass a lot of time.

Later, that night...

"Hey, Faw, wake up!"
Faw woke up, yawning.
"It's time."
I pointed to the corpse of the canadian man. "I killed him not long after you went asleep, because I was getting bored and he looked to be getting impatient. I also took the castle bits out. Bring him back."
Faw cast the spell, and the night was thrust back by the same cheesy pillar of light as last time. The canadian man rose from the ground, this time with ears that, while functional, looked like they were full of horrible wounds healed by time. In a way they were.
I was feeling that my great change of heart had suddenly made me smarter.

I'm sorry, I just got tired of narrating an idiot. I'll go back soon, I promise D=