I have tried, and failed, to create a nArf (this is how it's spelt, apparently) smiley. I've no talent whatsover....but... you guys can draw it for me the JCF!

Right, first of all, the nArf smiley is that of a standard vB smiley-person with a BIG mouth. It should take up about 2/3 of the smiley's face, with eyes just above the mouth, and a big, red tongue inside a pink mouth. I think that was about it. If anyone else remembers what the narf smiley looked like, plz post your version/suggestions of improvements as well.