I claim page 3 in the name of GG.

Would it be possible to fix some stuff on page 0, DGJ?

I've done it for you, and you're obviously welcome to edit it in a different way.
'The following story introduces a series of events that happened right before the destruction of the Twin Megabattleships... Shown from the viewpoint of their most important personae, these events have never been noted down by either the governmental database of Shellion or by the worldwide chronicles of Carrotus.

It's 2 days before Zero Hour and the one known as Jazz Jackrabbit still hasn't arrived on the main unit of the 'Turtle Terrorists' Organisation': the Twin Megabattleships. We begin the story with the first heartbeat of our main character.'