Time for me to allow people to add a character that everyone's familiar with into the mix.

Name: Fooruman F. Foogray
Age: Unknown.
Genger: unknown Male
Species: Human wizard
Alignment: ...depends on what story/race he's in
Specs: AMD Athlon64 3700+, ATI Radeon x850XT, 2.5 GB RAM
Bio: Fooruman is a wizard. Not just any wizard - the Master Foo over Fooville. This means that he calls the shots. He is best known for his notoriously annoying castles, many of which have been converted into Foo Races. He is aided by his constant companion, Black Ninja, who basically does all the dirty work for him. Fooruman is ABOVE working.