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I decided to start ignoring the canadian guy, and instead talk to Araches. "Araches, if it was so obvious why didn't you do it?"
"You were ignoring me when I told you to do it, and the canadian guy wouldn't take me on my word that I was acting on your authority."
"Oh. Go on not having my authority, then."
I slapped Shuri awake and teleported with her and Faw back to SuperUberUltraMegatropolis.
"Hey, people. Make sure Uberbob doesn't do anything stupid with the pie."
Faw, the more awake of the two, quickly made the connection. "You are going to buy it? But you never took the canadian dolla-"
"No time for chit chat, old chum!"
I ran to the bakery, with Faw and a now-awake Shuri following me.
The baker man didn't even look up on my arrival. "What does the ultimate pie do?"
He perked up at the implied chance of getting money. "Well, it's a pie. You eat it. It tastes good. And then you go and brag to all your rich friends at how you just ate a pie that cost ten billion and one dollars."
I ran backwards out of the room and was about to say something witty to the canadian guy outside before tripping on a rock and landed on my head.
However, in an amazing move I used my momentum to spin and break into a BREAKDANCE.
Shuri walked up to me and kicked me over. I got up, and tried to remember what quip I was going to give. "Oy, Canadian guy! You are wearing that alien on your wrong face!"
"What?"
"I don't know. It seemed to almost be the right thing to say at the time."
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