An hour passed; still no sign of Fawriel and L33tz4n. Uberbob was still staring into space, either thinking about something or dead on his feet. Shuri, however, was practicing her swordplay, thrusting and jumping from side to side, and swinging that blade of hers. I was impressed, and not just with her skill. She caught me eyeing her and immediately stopped.
"See something you like?" she asked with a scowl.
I rolled my eyes and walked over to Uberbob.
"We ought to see what's taking them so long," I suggested. He didn't seem to hear me. I snapped my fingers in front of his face a few times and he finally came to.
"Oh, hey!" he said, wiping a bit of drool from his chin. "I was just choreographing my next big dance scene! Watch!" He started moving and gyrating in ways which would make even a heterosexual woman sick to her stomach. I grabbed his shoulders and forced his attention on me.
"We need to check on Faw," I said. Short, simple words were the key, here.
"Oh yeah, green dude," he replied. Finally, something sunk in. He pulled out the Magic Map, grabbed hold of Shuri and I, then warped us to Pandora's Island. The sudden change in temperature stung my skin, but Uberbob seemed unaffected. Faw and L33tz4n were sitting on a mound of dry earth beside the ruins. At the sight of us Faw threw his arms up, apparently exasperated.
"Hey green guy, L33t-something!" Uberbob said cheerfully. "What's new?"
"'Bout time you showed up," Faw said angrily. L33tz4n looked down. I noticed a brief flicker of rage in her eyes. Uberbob seemed oblivious to this, but quickly took notice of a nearby rock, which he pocketed quite proudly, then began searching for more.

EDIT: I have the honor of introducing a new bit of uberness to make your playing a bit easier. From now on, a compass will be shown at the end of each DM post, showing you which directions you can move in. For example, this compass shows only a W for West, so you can only move West at this time. Hopefully this will cut down on "explore your surroundings" posts.