"So why didn't you come back on your own?" I asked Fawriel, while Uberbob started digging a hole with his bare hands.
Fawriel sighed. "Well, I wanted to, but-"
"No time for chit-chat!" Uberbob suddenly shouted, pulling his nose out of the dirt. "Warp with me to... ADVENTURE!" He gathered everyone up and pulled out the Magic Map, but before he could touch Upper Placespot L33tz4n pushed him away. She slithered off to the mound of dirt and sat (as much as a legless snake-person can sit) on her own, resting her head in her hands and staring sadly at the ground.
"L33t-person?" Uberbob called to her. "This is no time for sitting as much as a legless snake-person can sit! This is a time for... ADVENTURE!"
She glared back at him with her eerie yellow-tinted eyes. Apparently Uberbob had not learned much about dealing with women in his lifetime, so I decided to help him out, not for his sake, but for L33tz4n's.
"You know," I said to him in a half-whisper, "she might be a little upset with you. You did completely forget about her."
"Oh, it's those emotion things again, isn't it?" he said pitifully. "Alright, I'll make her feel like a valueable member of our team and/or organization."
"Yeah, you do that," I said, shoving him towards L33tz4n. "And her name is L33tz4n! Remember: L33t-z4n! Don't forget!" I knew he was going to say something stupid, as usual, but the least he could do was get her name right this time.
Last edited by Dev; Nov 17, 2005 at 06:33 PM.
Reason: For teh compass. D=
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