Decide not to explode. Decide not to dance. Decide not to talk to the Canadian guy. Realize this is what happens to everyone who has ever taken command. Think how odd that is. Think all this at the same time.

After all that, go W and then S to ask the Stamp Guy about The Isle of Darkness. Or Blackraptor's Lair, or whatever it's called. Ask L33tz4n what it was called.

Also ask the Stamp Guy about Noberries.