You people will be the death of me. To prevent this from becoming the most boring thread on the JCF, which it is, I've decided to make the situation INTERESTING.

"Oh, hi!" Uberbob said cheerfully, tossing the book he was holding to the side. "I know exactly what we should do now!"
I wasn't sure which scared me more, the fact that he didn't seem to be the least bit upset that I had knocked him out twice, or the fact that after everything I had been through following Uberbob now sounded like a good idea. Something even scarier occured to me, however... I was now feeling the sudden urge to... dance.
"Come on, gang!" Uberbob shouted. "Follow me to... ADVENTURE!" He dashed out of the Academy. The rest of us, our spirits sufficiently broken, followed him outside.
"Hey, you hear something?" Shuriken asked. "Sounds like... music." I nodded in agreement; the faint sound of music could be heard outside, but I couldn't tell where it was coming from. It became louder and louder, until I could hear what sounded like a full orchestra playing a very upbeat and catchy melody. The others seemed to hear it to, as they began stepping in sync with the beat. Uberbob was skipping and happily leading us East when suddenly... it happened.

Uberbob: "My name is Uberbob,
Insanity's my job,
Blackraptor wants to rule the world,
but that is not my prob!"

Yes. He was singing. And before I knew it, so was I.

Uberbob: "I love to dance and siiing,
This grey and fuzzy thiiing-"
Araches: "You're wasting all our time, you know!"
Uberbob: "Thanks for noticing!"

We reached the huge slope of ice when Uberbob pulled out the Magic Map. He warped us all to Newsuperubermegatropolis (ha, I remembered the name this time). We proceeded to go North, though the horribly catchy music had followed us there. I tried to fight the urge to start dancing, but I couldn't resist.

Uberbob: "I'm sexy and I'm loveable,
If not a little gullible,
And peave off all my friends until,
They all are inconsolable!"

The music slowed down as we rounded the intersection. The Canadian guy stared blankly as the rest of us simultaneously burst into song.

All: "You've gotta love a guy who's got it aaall figured ooout,
Wasting all the hours ere, chasing trout about!"
L33tz4n: "I just wish he would list3n to what I h4ve to say..."
Araches: "I wish that I could school these gals and teach'em to be-"
Shuriken: "NO!"
Fawriel: "I wander with this simpleton just searching for my waaay..."
Uberbob: "But he who pwns and runs awaaay..."
All: "Lives to pwn anoootheeer daaaaay...!"

We spun around, jumped into the air, did a split, then leapt into the teleporter. When we arrived back at the academy, I fought off the desire to burst into a solo of "I Willl Survive" just long enough to blast the book on the floor with a well-aimed fireball. The music suddenly stopped and the urge to perform improv vaudeville slowly went away. We all breathed a sigh of relief, then proceeded to beat Uberbob into a pulp.