We warped to Newsuperubermegatropolis and examined the pier. It was pier, made of wood. The water level beneath it was low, probably because a very large amount of the sea froze along with Upper Placespot. There was nothing special about the pier, really. There were barnacles on the bottom and pole thingies for people to tie their boats to when docking. Like I said before, it was a pier.
Inventory
Party
Uberbob: A young male rabbit who lost an arm, a leg and an ear somewhere along the way. In fact, the reason all this random crap is happening is partially related to how he lost his ear. Allegedly.
Spells: I don't know Uberbob's spells. Based on that information it should be obvious that his spells are not needed to accomplish your goal.
Araches: Lesbian sorceress and local fireball-slinger. She's a fox (and a fox) and she's narrating the story. She recently got a new hat.
Spells: She can sling fireballs, that's all I know.
Fawriel: Green weasel freak with potent healing abilities. Blackraptor banished him to Pandora's Island, where he first met Uberbob. He's got a spear and transparent hair.
Spells:
Heal- restores some health. Don't ask me how much.
Raise- brings someone back from the dead.
Townpipe- warps you to towns you've visited. Rendered obsolete by the Magic Map.
L33tz4n: Former Snufuss minion and resident hacker. She's also a novice summoner and hypnotist. She has a complicated relationship with Uberbob.
Spells:
Hypnotise- Controls one enemy.
Summon Enchantresphere- Summon a big magic ball thing.
Summon Mythslayer- Summons a large man with a gun, sword and holy water.
Summon Water Elemental- Summons a cup of water.
Shuriken: A non-ninja ferret girl with skill in swordplay. She has died quite often.
Spells:
Haste- go fast.
Ninja Speed- go faster, I guess.
Fo'shizzle- You don't need this anyway.
I hope you appreciate that. And I hope I got the coding right.
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