Ae: Everything is taped off. And it's magic tape, so you can't go over, under or through it. The fusion of technology and the dark arts in this world has made breaking petty laws very, very difficult.

Uberbob stated his newest master plan. "Well, everyone has a chisel. Tie the rope around everyone's waist, so they're all connected, and proceed with the plan. But now with more people than just Faw. Whoever's last will pull out the chisel and hand it to the above person and so on until it gets to Uberbob. Then he hammers it in and climbs up with everyone following."
It sounded plausible enough, though still pretty dangerous, but then that's what Save Stations are for. We all got on the rope and began climbing up. I was on the bottom, noteably NOT under Shuriken, so it was my job to pull out the chisels as we climbed. We made it up about 100 feet, free of any difficulties worth noting.
As always, however, something went wrong. A huge boulder fell from the slope and began rolling directly towards us, gathering snow on the way down and getting larger and larger. Halfway down it looked to be about 20 feet in diameter. Apparently someone didn't want us to reach Upper Placespot so easily.
Uberbob shot the Snowball of Death a defiant eye. I hoped he had another brilliant plan, because despite what teen movies will have you believe, dyin' ain't cool.