Sorry, Faw, but when commands conflict with each other I must abide by the sacred laws of the DM.

Uberbob smiled the kind of smile that only someone brimming with insanity can smile. We were all very, very worried.
"We're gonna get pwned!" Fawriel cried.
"No!" Uberbob declared as he puffed out his chest. "'Tis the Snowball which shalt meet thine pwnage! I never studied fysics in high school, so feel my FYSICS PHAILURE!"
Somewhere Albert Einstein rolled over in his grave. The Snowball of Death's mass increased exponentially by the nine hundred and ninety-nine trillionth, nine hundred and ninety-nine billionth, nine hundred ninety-nine millionth, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousendth, nine hundred and ninety-two point sixth power. The universe collapsed into oblivion.
Out in the middle of perpetual nothingness, God sighed and said, "I knew I shouldn't have made that Uberbob guy."
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I warped back to Upper Placespot and slid down the slope once more, though this time crashing into Uberbob. "The answer is beef!" He shouted as I struggled to get off of him and back on my feet. Oddly, it seemed like I had known the answer all along...