The Enchantresphere shocks Jim with a pulse of magic lightning (4 damage)
Jim dies
I forgot about my battle wounds and my odd ramblings about European voices pretty quickly. "Hah, YEAH! Did you see me blow that tree up? I should get to kill the big, powerful guys more often."
"We helped a little, too.." Fawriel mumbled.
"No you didn't. Start casting Raise."
About an hour passed while Faw, and soon Fooruman, did their healer thing. L33tz4n was thanking the Enchantresphere for some reason, and Furious was standing on buildings trying to strike Superman-esque poses. I decided, oddly enough, to ask someone what the hell was going on.
"Ultimate Evil," I addressed the old woman with a battleaxe.
"LESSER EVIL," she responded. This was the biggest non-sexual compliment I had ever gotten in my life.
"What happened?"
"THE UNDIABOLICAL DREADLORD BLACKRAPTOR AND/OR ONE OR MULTIPLE OF HIS MINIONS, LACKEYS, OR SERVANTS FROZE PLACESPOT AND SUMMONED HIDEOUSLY UN-EVIL ICE CREATURES, ALONG WITH RESURRECTING SOLSTICE OF ANTIFOO ISLAND. WHEN SAID CREATURES ATTACKED, SAM AND I WERE UNABLE TO HOLD OFF THE ATTACK SOLO, SO LEFT TO FIND ARCHMAGE FOORUMAN AND FURIOUS THE MONKEYBOY."
"Ah, Blackraptor." After countless instances of hearing Uberbob ramble on and on about how everything evil was caused by a mysterious "Blackraptor", I was not only really tired of hearing about Blackraptor, but was also pretty sure Blackraptor didn't exist. "So, you've met this Blackraptor...?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA... NO. NO SOUL HAS EVER SEEN LORD BLACKRAPTOR AND RETURNED. THOUGH MANY HAVE TRIED TO DEFEAT HIM, ONLY ONE HAS EVER MADE IT INTO HIS UN-EVIL LAIR."
I had met this one person previously, and killed him (with some help from Furious the Monkeyboy). Funny how that works. Not wanting to ever hear the name Blackraptor again, and if possible prove he wasn't real once and for all, I made a proposal. "So, someone should go defeat this Blackraptor, right?"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
I scowled. "I'm going and you can come with me or not."
She went completely silent and looked shocked. "ERR... onesecond, GROUP HUDDLE," she called to Sam, Fooruman, and Furious. She tromped off through the snow, and the four of them gathered together and discussed something or other. They all returned.
Sam spoke this time. "I'm sorry, Ms. Araches. Blackraptor's attacks have been more frequent as of late. We can't leave the innocent people of Placespot and Ubermegasuper... whatever... undefended."
I briedly considered wrapping my arms around him and asking "Pleeaase?" as seductively as possible. Luckily, though, Fooruman continued where Sam left off.
"Though, by the POWERS INVESTED IN ME, four mans are kind of overkill in defense. We could spare one half to one person-"
I suddenly landed face-first in the cold, wet snow. Uberbob had kicked me over. "Wait! Important decision!" he cried. "We can't have educated people making this one!"

And so...


Discuss this or something because I won't let you change your mind. And can I read the strat thread now?