I placed the angel hat on my head. It quickly fell off again. I suppose you needed a thin yet strong central branch to wear such a thing.
"Fooruman! I know exactly where to find your long-lost pogo stick!" I gathered everyone together and warped us to Pandora's Island. We walked West through the forest of non-tree plantlife until we came to the Trading Post. Fooruman frowned with extreme joy when he saw his precious toy sitting on the table. He reached for it immediately, but I smacked his hand and pointed at him dramatically. "You must offer the invisible gremlins something in exchange!" I warned him.
I took out the empty shotgun and proceeded to exchange it for the rusty old pogo stick, but Araches stepped in front of me like some kind of evil yet sexy barricade.
"You're trading our only gun for a pogo stick?" she asked. I nodded. She rolled her eyes and smacked the back of my head. "I hate you!" she shouted.
"Have a nice day!" I called out as she wandered off somewhere to angst.
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