"Hey, Fawriel isn't a lady yet!" I explained to the poor old fool. Fawriel sighed sadly and sat down on the pier.
"That was such a witty remark," Araches said sarcastically. "While you're at it, why don't you throw in some yo momma jokes? You know, for a touch of class."

I'm going to bed now. When i come back here tomorrow, you'd better have some good commands for me, or I'll totally make alien vampire demonoids attack the whole party.