It wasn't so much as benevolence as it was me being too lazy to retype my post. Besides, I fullfilled both commands.

I warped to Antifoo Island, saved, and came back. "Fooruman, may I please borrow your mystical one-way pogo stick?"
"Well, I wouldn't be much of a gentlemen if I refused such a polite request from such a beautiful young lady," he replied as he handed me the toy. I blushed slightly, then took it from him.
"My loyal minions!" I shouted as I held the rusty relic over my head. "I shall journey to the top of the Isle of Darkness, and report what I find there!"
"Just go, you idiot," said Araches.
I struck a few dramatic poses, climbed aboard the pogo stick, and bounced. I went up a bit, just like you would on any ordinary pogo stick, but instead of coming back down I bounced again in mid-air! I kept going up higher and higher, until I finally got to the top of the cliff. I leapt off of the pogo stick and onto the snowy banks upon the edge of the cliff. The pogo stick continued to hover in the air. Looking around, I saw an entire town-looking thing stretched before me, with various nifty-looking attractions and several Canadians. I could tell they were Canadian because each one was wearing a shirt saying, "Kiss me, I'm Canadian."
I knew I had to share this startling revelation with my party. I considered jumping off of the cliff, but realized that it would mean certain death as the cliff was over 500 feet tall. Also, I would be leaving the pogo stick behind, and that was simply not an option.