*attempts to barricade the 40th page off from barbarians and dastardly thieves, but fails and decides to claim the page for himself in the name of Buffy*

I tried to go North and take the pogo stick with me, but it was too far from the cliff to reach out and grab. My master plan having failed, I leapt back onto the pogo stick and tried switching it off. Unfortunately, it required an entirely different seven-digit passcode to turn off, which I didn't know. I tried entering in 1337808, and was immediately electrocuted by some kind of built-in security mechanism.