"ARAAAACHEEEES!" I shouted to the reddest of the five dots lying five hundred feet below, "STOOOOOP SHOOOOUTIIIIING!" I then turned to the purplest dot and cried out, "FOOOOORUUUUUMAAAAAAN! WHAAAAAT AAAAAARE THEEEEEEE AAAAAACTIIIIIVAAAATIOOOON AAAAAAND DEEEEEAAAAACTIIIIIIVAAAAATIOOOOON KEEEEEEEEEYS?!"
"NOOOO THAAAAANK YOOOOOU," he shouted back. "IIIIII'M TRYYYYYIIIING TOOOOO CUUUUUT BAAAAAACK OOOOOON CAAAAAARBS!"
I got frustrated and sat on the pogo stick, without warping back without it. I tried to turn it upside-down, but it remained upright. This was one seriously stubborn piece of nostalgia.
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